Gaining

Cheap way to gain weight.

½ box of cake mix any flavor
1 quart of heavy cream
1 cup of maltodextrin
3 cups of whole milk
Blend well and drink quickly through a funnel with a valve such as a beer bong with a valve. Try to do it in one shot or break it up in two.
It’s about 4800 calories of fat, sugars, and carbs for a total fat cell rejuvenating experience.
ADD peanut butter for even more calories.
You can buy maltodextrin off of Amazon or even Ebay.
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Here is another one.

• 5 cups of heavy whipping cream
• 1 cup of maltodextrin
• 2 sticks of melted unsalted butter
• Nestle's Quik or cocoa powder to taste.
• 1 cup of milk!
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And a 12k super fattener

My homemade 72oz weight gain shake that I make 5 days a week and carry with me throughout the day and chug. That’s roughly 6 cups of weight gain shake in one bottle. Here’s what you need.
Supplies:
* Blender or Blender Bottle
* 72 oz bottle or two 32 oz bottles (a bit less shake than 72 oz, but
* it’s more available than a 72 oz bottle.)
Ingredients:
* Whole / Full Cream Milk
* Heavy / Thickened Cream
* Strawberries and Bananas (or your favorite fruit)
* PB2 Peanut Butter Powder (optional)
* Peanut Butter
* Naturade Vanilla Weight Gain Shake
* Chocolate Syrup (any kind)
Recipe (For 64-72 oz):
* 6-8 cups of Whole / Full Cream Milk
* 6 tbsp of Peanut Butter
* 4 tbsp of PB2 Peanut Butter Powder (optional)
* 2 Bananas
* 6 Strawberries
* 8 oz / 235 ml of Heavy / Thickened Cream
* 4 scoops of Naturade Vanilla Weight Gain Shake
* ½ cup of Chocolate Syrup
Blend all ingredients together, feel free to tweak it a bit and add extra milk or heavy cream.
This shake is approximately 12,000 calories and guaranteed to give you a nice steady gain. You should definitely start seeing results in a week! I make 5 days a week and carry with me throughout the day and chug. That’s roughly 6 cups of weight gain shake in one bottle. Here’s what you need.
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